me as a parent:
Hallelujah // Regina Spektor
Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
*Really dark rant*
Fucking honestly. Lol. Some people really should have just been aborted.
How fucking DARE you have the audacity to flirt with my boyfriend, then when he tells you he’s straight and has a girlfriend, you take it out on ME.
How fucking DARE you in the year I’ve known you do NOTHING but scream, and bitch, and whine to ME about ME when I did NOTHING wrong.
How fucking DARE you do nothing but scream at your boyfriend that MY boyfriend set you up with when you were feeling fucking rejected by him.
How fucking DARE you do NOTHING but cause MY boyfriend’s life drama.
How fucking DARE you try to say he’s cheating on me when YOUR child like feelings are hurt because your boyfriend is learning YOU are in fact cheating on him.
How fucking DARE you think that my relationship is rocky. That I am a weak person who will accept your man-child banter because YOU didn’t get your way. How DARE you think that I would believe your bullshit accusations that my boyfriend is cheating on me.
But oh no, what I’m fucking pissed about. RIGHT NOW. You took a very important person away from him. You dehumanized me EVERY fucking time you talked to me. You did absolutely nothing but rag on me whenever you fucking spoke to me. What I’m fucking pissed about is YOU taking away from MY boyfriend someone he held dear. Hope you have a fun time finding friends in hell. With a personality like yours you should be lucky your mom didn’t miscarry just from the fucking bullshit sack of atoms you think you can call your body.
How fucking dare you think that I don’t trust my boyfriend 110%…